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Corn Chip, Normal Chip?

I found this incredibly interesting and iam not sure if you lads and ladettes will but i will share it with you anyway.

If i gave you a corn chip, but told you it was a normal chip and you had no idea it was a corn chip. Wouldn't you think it was just a really bad normal chip.

You might think this is small but what i have done there is insane. Through just me convincing you this type of food is something else i've made you dislike something you previously would have liked without my interference. You assumed it was a normal chip and when eating it the chip did not live up to your assumption, in turn making you assume that there was something wrong with it.

Try this at home but use something that looks similar, make mash potato look like ice cream and watch the confusion. Its amazing how much we can sway peoples feelings on something that is as simple and natural as taste/eating

Images which i will impove on

Open we feel fine

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many more where this came from

Carbon

Chicken nuggets vs your need to seem mature.

Do you ever have family gatherings? All the family turns up at some mediocre bulk food eatery to celebrate some old relatives milestone who you may have only met in your younger days.

The tables always had these defining split which i never understood. The kids table and the adults table. Sitting on the kids table i always had a uncontrollable urge to be on the adults. It seemed so classy and cool compared to my plastic cups i would always try and sneak over.

Now in my 21st year were i will be celebrating a milestone of my own i can only think of one thing. I want god damn chicken nuggets!

I hate how we sit and try to like all these "exotic" foods over and over. Trying to over think wine flavour while dressing and acting the way we never would.

Lets be more real kids we haven't grown up yet and we never will.

Black Swan

No smoking

Hey next time your on a plane check out the no smoking signs. It's like come on we get it you can't smoke on planes anymore. And whats with them being those lite up signs, its not like someone is going to flick them off (as you would with the seat belt sign) and suddenly everyone goes oh we can smoke up now yeeww.

i guess its funny that if there were no signs people would assume that you were never allowed to smoke on planes, as they do always tell you at the beginning of the flight. But because there are signs if they turn them off you could use that as a bargaining chip. "oh but the signs are off so it must be ok now"

geeze i don't know iam to tired to be posting.

chiao

You are who you are

Is there such a thing as recreation of self?

Maybe instead of wallowing in self pity about being to fat to dumb to immature... we should just except the person we are who we are irrelevant of the social pressures at the time.

In the end people will always dislike you for something even if they say they don't. You will never please anyone completely so fuck pleasing them please yourself.

but umm don't kill anyone or anything please your self in a nice way.....waitt now it sounds like iam telling you to wank.... ok be yourself, wow now that sounds corny anyway you know what iam saying forget other people.

cheers

Newish video i shot.

1 part joy 2 parts divison.. its love

2 must see movies

Tradition is repetition

Tradition is a excuse.

It's easy to do the same thing every year and fall back on the concept of tradition. It gives reason to doing things you are trying to give up or branching out to something more intriguing.

So screw Christmas trees how about Christmas lamp ooo fancy.
and fuck Christmas cigars eat a pebble instead.

yeah i went there....

Life and many other tensions

Anxiety, a lovely cliche for the fine art student.

If you think more and more about living you find that anxiety seems more and more logical.

Everything around you is tense. Drive a car you are dodging death on balancing rubber tubes in a confining bubble. Everything has it's element of chaos, i guess embracing that is the key to living.

Don't forget it brother..

lovin ya

Condom candy

It's funny how free condoms are in every uni bag/advertisement i ever get.

It's weird i place so much trust in this tiny piece of rubber (or big piece if you no what iam sayyyaan) yet i don't go out and buy some good quality well engneered work of art. I instead jump at the chance for a freebie which would not be out of place in a christmas cracker along with a terrible joke and a little umbrella.

Crumbling, Valuable

Lets have a think about music genres and where they began.

Fact of the matter is and lots of people would argue against me but The Ramones are not good.

They are a prime example of what i call the first car effect.

You see The Ramones are not there to be listened to/enjoyed, They are there so we stand back and go this was the early emergance of punk .e.g the first car effect

You would never drive the first invention of the car yet, you would appreciate it. It doesn't really run very well and its a tad stupid yet you would go to a museum and go thats amazing the first of its kind its paved the way for so much.

So don't listen to the Ramones get that shit behind bars. Chuck it in a glass case and never ride that stuff again just look and say thats where it all started.

oh and for Acdc... burn that shit, anyone could have created that. It really gave Aus a good musical image.

If you cant be portrayed as something good dont be portrayed at all...

Cheers

Bill Viola

A little tribute here, don't agree with some of the things he bieleves in but his work is amazing.

for more info about Viola check out his website

The race.. race?

Have you noticed,

That if you wear a white shirt you are cooler in the sun but are more prone to embarressing sweat patches, while if you wear a black shirt you are hotter but the sweat patches are much less noticeable.

In a way that small observation can say a lot about your personality.

So what are you kiddies Black or White..

P.s I'am black bitches

Let Me Die

Chis Burden loving life in one of the many performance pieces he creates (has nothing to do with what i'am talking about except for the old beetle car check him out he does some intense stuff.)

Some styles confuse me at the moment...

You see i love vintage clothes, polaroid photos and everything else which comes with the indie scene, it all looks just grand. But what will be our reflection of this generation. Maybe we will realise that all we really did is copycat. I know they say everything old is new again but come on. Lets do something different, you know by all means use a polaroid but cut that style with something else recreate the medium you use.

Vintage bikes are not only fucking annoying to ride but are also past tense, created from a past style, which may have been developed from a even older style....Lets make our own thing, a bike with sickkk neon lights and strobes everywhere!! yeah it's shit but at least it's original.

oh and longboards i forgot fuck you!

Baby Face

Lets go back to youth for a sec. It's easy trust me. take one bottle of vodka a ball pit and colourful clothing.

smash the vodka and see what happens. Normal symptoms include lack of memory, mumbling words, loss of inhibitions and balance. The perfect recipe for a reflection on childhood. watch for mistakes as being a child in a adult situation can cause regrettable decisions.

The worse childhood you have the more you want to re do it.